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kryptaria: codymthomas: roane72: dwalinroxxx: So lately I was having those crazy Dark!Erebor AU plot-bunnies. Like, what if Thorin died in BoFA and Bilbo has instantly gone completely bonkers with grief, to the point that he actually summoned something REALLY BAD with his ring and force of will. Thorin is resurrected but it’s not a happy miracle but an act of Necromagic, so the dwarf king isn’t the same person he was before. Same goes for Bilbo who literally sold his soul to bring the dwarf from the dead and the price he must pay is to continue living as a vessel for the Dark Power he evoked.  That evil thing is cunning to act discreet enough so nobody notices the difference at first. Thorin is crowned as a King of Erebor and though he manages to revive the kingdom to its former glory, his policy borders on cruel and downright despotic. And not one of his brutal decisions made without the knowledge and lead of the Halfling who follows Thorin like a vicious shadow and instigates him to rule with an iron fist and violently punish everyone who goes against his will. I’d imagine Thorin chopping heads off while Bilbo, the sneaky fucker, cuts some bitches in dark corners  when the insurgent dwarves  keep attempting to kill them both or sabotage their ruling. So, like, Erebor becomes a base of Mordor and biggest threat to whole Middlearth. lol, i guess i’ll just take my pills and go to sleep K BYE I GASPED. This is scary and I kinda want this AU now. *hides face* Why do I find this sexy? I should NOT find this sexy! the picture is massively dark sexy, that’s as much as I can deal with right now. Oh dear gods. I’m not really a Thorin/Bilbo sipper, but this is gorgeous art and gorgeous headcanon. I’m not on this ship either, but O M G.  This is absofuckinglutely amazing. Wow. Loving the head wear!
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dwalinroxxx:

So lately I was having those crazy Dark!Erebor AU plot-bunnies. Like, what if Thorin died in BoFA and Bilbo has instantly gone completely bonkers with grief, to the point that he actually summoned something REALLY BAD with his ring and force of will. Thorin is resurrected but it’s not a happy miracle but an act of Necromagic, so the dwarf king isn’t the same person he was before. Same goes for Bilbo who literally sold his soul to bring the dwarf from the dead and the price he must pay is to continue living as a vessel for the Dark Power he evoked.  That evil thing is cunning to act discreet enough so nobody notices the difference at first. Thorin is crowned as a King of Erebor and though he manages to revive the kingdom to its former glory, his policy borders on cruel and downright despotic. And not one of his brutal decisions made without the knowledge and lead of the Halfling who follows Thorin like a vicious shadow and instigates him to rule with an iron fist and violently punish everyone who goes against his will.
I’d imagine Thorin chopping heads off while Bilbo, the sneaky fucker, cuts some bitches in dark corners  when the insurgent dwarves  keep attempting to kill them both or sabotage their ruling.
So, like, Erebor becomes a base of Mordor and biggest threat to whole Middlearth.
lol, i guess i’ll just take my pills and go to sleep K BYE

I GASPED. This is scary and I kinda want this AU now. *hides face*

Why do I find this sexy? I should NOT find this sexy! the picture is massively dark sexy, that’s as much as I can deal with right now.

Oh dear gods. I’m not really a Thorin/Bilbo sipper, but this is gorgeous art and gorgeous headcanon.

I’m not on this ship either, but O M G.  This is absofuckinglutely amazing.

Wow. Loving the head wear!

Well. I did indeed to just redisover the lovely LEGEND soundtrack whilst re-situating my iTunes. :-)

Yes, the movie with Mr. Cruise.  Had the cassette, but now I have it digital!

Awww yiss.  Also, the Spooks Soundtrack!

gym or buy wine and cat food?

gym or buy wine and cat food and chocolate?

gym AND buy wine, cat food, chocolate and um…

?

Feed the cat at the gym whilst sipping merlot on the eliptical and reading slash?

too many freakin’ decisions!

ah. Cat insists on purchasing food for her.

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